Votre portrait chinois budget et finances
Ce n’est pas facile de rire avec l’argent et le budget familial, surtout quand on a des dettes, des crédits et qu’on est presque en situation de surendettement.
Chaque personne a une vision différente au sujet des crédits et de la manière de gérer son argent…
Certains épargnent et d’autres sont de vrais paniers percés !
Portrait-chinois : si j’étais un solde à la banque, je serais… [toujours positif].
L’équipe de forum-rachat-credit.com a déniché pour vous sur internet sur un blog qui parle des dettes un petit test rigolo au sujet des finances.
Astuce : si vous êtes en couple, comparez vos réponses, c’est sûr, vous allez rigoler, ou non !
Portrait Chinois Spécial Finances et Budget :
[Les réponses de l’équipe de forum-rachat-credit.com sont entre crochets]
1. Si j’étais un solde à la banque, je serais… [toujours positif]
2. Si j’étais un compte d’épargne, je serais… [une réserve d’argent en cas de pépin]
3. Si j’étais une grosse dépense, je serais… [une grande maison à Nice ou en Provence vue sur mer]
3bis. Si j’étais une toute petite dépense, je serais… [des sous pour du Nutella pour manger avec des crêpes !]
4. Si j’étais un gros revenu, je serais… [milliardaire]
4bis. Si j’étais un tout petit revenu, je serais… [en arrêt maladie]
5. Si j’étais une dette, je serais… [presque remboursée]
5bis. Si j’étais plusieurs dettes, je serais… [une seule mensualité réalisée grâce à un rachat de crédit]
6. Si j’étais une facture, je serais… [payée le plus vite possible]
7. Si j’étais une carte de crédit, je serais… [trés peu utilisée car il vaut mieux payer en argent liquide]
8. Si j’étais un billet de 500 €, je serais… [dans les poches d’un riche business man multi milliardaire qui n’a pas de crédits]
9. Si j’étais une hypothèque, je serais… [une maison pour gantir un crédit]
10. Si j’étais un investissement financier, je serais… [un appartement à Paris rue Montorgueil]
11. Si j’étais un trou dans un budget, je serais… [une facture de vacances au soleil]
12. Si j’étais une force dans un budget, je serais… [pas de crédit, zéro dette]
13. Si j’étais une banque, je serais… [une banque mutualiste]
14. Si j’étais une assurance, je serais… [à l’écoute de mes clients]
15. Si j’étais une manière d’économiser les sous, je serais… [ravie d’acheter d’occasion le plus possible au vide-grenier, sur les sites des petites annonces comme leboncoin, ou sur ebay]
16. Si j’étais une façon de payer quelque chose, je serais… [un paiement par argent liquide]
17. Si j’étais une menace pour les sous, je serais… [les crédits]
18. Si j’étais un héritage, je serais… [utilisé pour le rêve de ma vie]
19. Si j’étais interrogé sur mes connaissances financières, je serais… [assez bonne : j’ai des connaissances sur les banques, les finances, la manière de gérer un budget, les rachats de crédits, les dettes etc]
20. Si j’étais riche, je serais… [au soleil et je ferai des cadeaux surprises aux membres du site Sirpriz.com car ils adorent les surprises !]
21. Si j’étais pauvre, je serais… [au soleil aussi]
22. Si j’étais un achat très utile, je serais… [des aliments frais de bonne qualité]
23. Si j’étais un achat très inutile, je serais… [du tabac]
24. Si j’étais un luxe, je serais… [une grande maison vue sur mer]
25. Si j’étais de l’argent, je serais… [trés convoité !]
26. Si j’étais un crédit, je serais… [pas trés cher]
27. Si j’étais des économies, je serais… [bien placé pour rapporter des intérêts]
28. Si j’étais un cours de finance, je serais… [facilement compréhensif]
29. Si j’étais un rachat de crédit, je serais… [pas cher !]
30. Si j’étais dans un monde sans argent, je serais… [le spécialiste du troc !]
A vous de compléter de portrait chinois sur le monde de la finance avec humour !
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